When I saw the last Transformers movie in theatres, we went to a late show (and the movie seemed particularly long by itself), and at about 1:00 am the person sleeping in the seat next to me seemed to half-wakeup. She asked me what we were watching. And before I could, she answered her own question by singing "Transponders! ... Robots eating pies..." and falling back to sleep.
So I was planning a multi-post theme of robots eating pies, robots wearing ties, robots with puppy eyes, etc; But as I was doing some preliminary research for this post, I discovered a blog actually called "Robots Eating Pies." No tie to Transformers, oddly enough, but they do carry out the rhythmic and rhyming list of substitutions for robots in disguise. Here are my favourites
Add your own phrases in the comments. Keep it at least semi-clean.